I did the ass test with these leggings before I bought them, making sure no undies could be seen if I bent over.

They passed the test.

It would appear though, that my knees are mightier than my ass, because that would be flesh tone showing through right there.

I did the ass test with these leggings before I bought them, making sure no undies could be seen if I bent over.

They passed the test.

It would appear though, that my knees are mightier than my ass, because that would be flesh tone showing through right there.


Q
I'm at a bar in Buffalo called Bada Bing with Dan. Send your hubby here!! I want to hug you through him. Xoxoxo
A

I’m a jackass and kept forgetting to answer this. I would have sent him over for a hug for sure!
When I’m living there, lady, it’s on.
xoxo


Girl date? Done.

FaceTime with husband? Not happening. Poor giant man has to be up for work at 3am. He’s sawing logs.

Apartment? Significantly more orderly due to binge cleaning the past hour.

Stomach? Full of sushi. Tummy like whoa.

Currently? In bed. Once I post this I’ll be reading.

I miss my kid, but it’s been a good night.


rage tears

For when it’s either that or go to jail for assault.


It’s tuesday

• I saw a bunch of hay in the 6 y/o’s shoes this morning (from the corn maze on the weekend) and I just realized I forgot to shake them out.

• I just called my ex Fuckstick McShitforbains in a text to someone and now I have a case of the giggles.

• My husband is in a bossy mood. The kind of bossy where if we were together right now I’d be pushing my luck to see what kind of punishment I’d get.

• Matching tattoos for my best friend and I (and no, I can’t remember her fucking tumblr name right now because she just changed it to halitosisalgernon or something like that) are happening soon! I drew it up today and yay!

• I’ve been speaking in a Sean Connery voice all day. I’m not very good at it. At all.

• Hair appointment for next week. I love my hairdresser, but she’s slower than molasses on a cold day.


I’m not getting carried away. I could have paid 1/4 of the mortgage PLUS the taxes. I pay a lot in rent. And I actually figured it out.

I’m not getting carried away. I could have paid 1/4 of the mortgage PLUS the taxes. I pay a lot in rent. And I actually figured it out.


with what I’ve paid in rent in the 28 months I’ve been living in this apartment

I could have paid off 1/4 of a mortgage on a decent house in New York.

Ouch.


Q
I could live without bread, potato & rice on the other hand.... a life without roast potatoes and rice to accompany a curry is a life not worth living :/
A

So then, the only thing you could actually live without is bread? I wish I knew what that was like. I’d take bread over chocolate, and I LOVE chocolate.



me

Time to cut carbs.

Oh god, I want bread.

I would KILL for bread.

*locates bread*

*crams bread into facehole*

Dammit, tomorrow it’s time to cut carbs.