Her faces are my favourite. Her excitement is intoxicating. She is the light of my life.


He totally made me smile like a lame-ass teenager tonight. The whole conversation. What a jerk.

He totally made me smile like a lame-ass teenager tonight. The whole conversation. What a jerk.


what’s that? getting married in two weeks?

Better crave every kind of food ever then. And eat most of it.


selfie, in text form

White socks, spandexy running pants, yoga pants over top of those, sports bra, running tank, one of New York’s t-shirts, an old hoodie of my moms, no makeup, messy, gross ponytail.

I’m wearing clothes on top of my workout clothes because I got dressed to go for a run and thought “It’s way too fucking cold for this shit” then never went for a run. I also never showered today because that would have required nakedness and hello, cold.

The most high maintenance thing I did today was brush my teeth.

You are so very welcome for not subjecting you to an actual selfie.


Monster Easter eggs.


friday fiver

1. Fourteen days until I get to launch myself at New York in a busy Vegas airport.

2. Still trying to get the balls to show my mom and dad the half sleeve. I’m not scared of much, but the reaction I get (especially from my dad) about new tattoos is one that bothers me, so I need to work up my nerve. Doesn’t matter that I’m 33.

3. Most of today will be spent with my mom and the 5 y/o, playing outside, dyeing Easter eggs, and just hanging out. Happy times.

4. Fourteen days. How in the hell am I going to last?

5. My brother hugged me last night and said “There’s nothing to you! I feel your bones!” Bless his little heart. Apparently when I was chubbier he didn’t realize I had bones.


"Normal sized" - lol. He’s a pretty big dude. I come up to about the tops of his shoulders.

"Normal sized" - lol. He’s a pretty big dude. I come up to about the tops of his shoulders.


Throwback to 1986.

I rocked that lace collar/bib/smock.

Throwback to 1986.

I rocked that lace collar/bib/smock.


This giant, bald, muscled man is all mine. Do you SEE those arms? All tattooed and big and yeah.

Mine.

This giant, bald, muscled man is all mine. Do you SEE those arms? All tattooed and big and yeah.

Mine.


my phone has 2,958 pictures on it right now

Pictures of my kid, my husband-to-be, my son-to-be, art that I love, and pretty women.

I know you were all wondering.